What you are about to read will certainly make you laugh or smile or might even crack your ribs depending on how strong your ribs are.
However, embedded in the laughter are words, I think, are truth. Let
me quickly step out of the way to allow you digest every bit of the
commandments. Where they make you laugh, laugh. Where they knock on your head, allow the pain to penetrate very well.
After all, chloroquine is bitter yet it used in
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It is not worth it. It has never
worth the pain. Ladies beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship
a.k.a let me show my boyfriend I can flirt
too. Ladies, that is inflicting more injuries
on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for
your daily needs. It has brought more pains than joy to some ladies. Ladies, please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such
men usually don’t have regard for ladies.
Ladies, you can ask around if you are in
doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship. You are supposed to be his sweetheart not a punching bag. If he’s
looking for whom to punch, refer him to
Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny enough, men can wait if they see your worth it. True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop
cutting flowers or drawing circles with
your leg. Enjoy the ‘toasting’. Don’t forget
to pay attention to the pick up lines. Some
pick up lines can crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the relationship is still new, never take your girlfriend to his house or
give her his number or BB pin. Odikwa
very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show
his face to your people. Your sister or brother or mother. This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but never let them be the number one factor
in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always
sit like a woman. Some men act like babies
when a woman is not properly seated. You
know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with
good sex. Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them deceive you. Don’t believe anything
in the contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a
relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is
to keep him, that could be a big mistake.
Finance for the right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to
“men are the same jare!” It’s a lie! How
many men have you met out of about six
billion people on earth? You see am nau, abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However,
never embark on a long trip to meet a man
without informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let
anybody know about us yet.” If the relationship is up to three months and counting, somebody should know about it jor! Better things, they no dey hide am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys. And
as a good girl, you are looking for a bad
boy to love? OYO for you! Let bad girls love
bad boys and good girls love good boys.
Nobody should use your head to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single but remember that It does not last forever.
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